
I imagine Inky's heaven is filled with black pants that he can cover with hair, bathroom sinks that run water nonstop, wall-to-wall catnip, a sunny window, a warm lap and someone to rub his ears.
"After watching enough news, I've concluded that we're all doomed. Thus, the only sane response is to sit in a box and drink beer from a hat." - Rat, "Pearls Before Swine"