The S.O.: "I wish the dog could stand up on her back legs all the time." (Because he thinks it's cute.)
Me: "I wish the dog could type and do dishes." (Because that would be awesome!)
The S.O.: "Maybe we shouldn't have kids because I think your expectations for them might be a little high. You'll be trying to have them write stories by the time they're two."
Me: (unspoken) What's the point of having them if I can't try that? I'd have the first baby blog actually written by babies!