"After watching enough news, I've concluded that we're all doomed. Thus, the only sane response is to sit in a box and drink beer from a hat." - Rat, "Pearls Before Swine"
Monday, November 17, 2008
Always preparing
I've thought of a side benefit to training for a 5k run: When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll have the stamina to outrun them* -- or at least I'll be able to outrun all the people who don't work out, giving me time to get away.
*Of course, if they're the fast-moving variety, I'm still totally screwed.
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Or you could get one of those "do not eat" t-shirts and save yourself the exercise. Rob got me one, so now I've stopped using the treadmill. :)
I think the super-fast zombies must actually have a strain of rabies. From what I've heard, rabies gives animals incredible strength and speed. And yes, I think about that kind of stuff way too much.
I'm a cranky person who actually tries really hard not to be -- but usually fails. After 40+ years, my life completely changed ... for the better. I'm a stay-at-home mom of a highly energetic 2-year-old. In addition to my little one, I love books, working out, my dog, my significant other and junk food (not necessarily in that order).
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Or you could get one of those "do not eat" t-shirts and save yourself the exercise. Rob got me one, so now I've stopped using the treadmill. :)
That’s hysterical!
And seriously - why are some Zombies super fast while others can barely walk without hitting walls?
I think the super-fast zombies must actually have a strain of rabies. From what I've heard, rabies gives animals incredible strength and speed. And yes, I think about that kind of stuff way too much.
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